Mega victory! Sexy rock, paper, scissors

NSFWMega victory! Sexy rock, paper, scissors takes one of humanity's simplest hand games and gives it a decidedly cheeky makeover. The basic rules are familiar: rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper and paper beats rock. Here, however, the presentation adds enough risqué humor to make the traditional playground contest feel considerably less innocent. The result is a deliberately silly little game aimed more at amusement than serious competition. Matches are quick, easy to understand and require practically no learning curve, unless you have somehow managed to reach adulthood without discovering rock, paper, scissors. It is best approached in the spirit intended: a lightweight novelty with a mischievous sense of humor rather than a deep strategic masterpiece.